This is a list of "splash texts" similar to Minecraft. Blog>Splashes.md has these, except they're all linked and the mystery of the references are gone.
I want to play a
game...e-mail or otherwise message me all teh ones you
recognize!! Not everything is a reference. Make your choice...Some are quite old and not very
good. Ones near the bottom are newer. If this site were
incredibly popular, the homepage's title would change every
day. Instead, the splash only changes once every few
months.
Come and see it when it gets
real big!
Made without perplexing intangibilities like taste and
intuition!
Lo-fi!
Bring it on, Lethal!
Night will come and it shall follow!
Politically correct!
On the radio, hi ma!
Been in Marquee when it's shutdown!
Keep disco evil!
Sick!
Sketchy!
Toasty!
Rusty?
The one thing you can't replace!
Buy Rusteez!
The website true warriors strive for!
There can be only one!
Punch the keys for god's sake!
All caps!
But that's my life!
Hey, baby!
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho!
Wacka wacka doo doo, yeah!
Will possess your body and make you burn!
martymcstarfox.hotglue.me...was never here!
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!
Where do you know me from?
マーティに頭を下げる!
Don't jostle the heating ducts!
What shall I do?
Fight for the honor! Fight for the pleasure! Fight for the
splendor!
Especially 'spics!
Rock over London!
The crowd roared like a fox!
It was me, Austin!
Hey, Dodge, how was that?
I think I found the real stuff...
Better than Pot of Greed?
Antisocial!
Talking vulgar!
Witch hunt ridin' through!
...Will give you peace of mind!
A bastard, it's true!
Traaansition!
Almost as good as Super Mario Bros. 2!
Filled with crap!
Everything right is wrong again!
Honey, he is fly!
King of two things!
Stop staring at [[Twitter and stare at this!
Lager, lager, lager!
Me holds are bursting with swag!
Get a load of this!
You can't get a holda me, you twerp cocksucker!
The perfect cut!
Let's hit that fresh powder!
Alone in the superunknown!
Nigerundayo!
Rella, rella, rella!
A worm in the night!
Look out, fag, there's gonna be a fight!
Quick to anger!
Where's the goddamn gold?
Very scary!
Not obligated to make sense!
Punk ass sissy, I'm a freak!
Everyone's reading Furghi Manga!
Augmented!
Ponderous!
How you doin', chief?
Nonny, nonny!
Ladies know I'm dope, so consider me contraband!
So sane, it's driving me crazy!
Disciple!
Two?!
I'm so flattered!
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend, too!
Barenaked for the people!
Came to play!
Captain's drunk, you're on his Titanic!
The tasteful thickness of it!
martyrmcstarfox.hotglue.me!
Pegless as a eunuch!
Thanks for visiting, here's an extra life!
Muhkooba!
Couldn't sell out a telephone booth!
Never did a popular thing!
Shoot it at people to make them hurt!
\#savetheminotaur!
Now that's a website, holmes!
Hardcore! 10-4!
Come on Marty, let's go party!
Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic!
Hit the bottom so fast, my head was spinning 'round for days!
Punted into the shadow zone!
It's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver!
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do!
Limited edition!
Technically good!
Punching wood!
Bread is pain!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default
resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that
weird?
Also try zombo.com!
Also try hrwiki.org!
Also try youareanidiot.cc!
Funk soul brother!
Awesome!
It's here!
Early access!
Oy vey, that site is gay!
Hope you feel better later on!
Turn that shit up!
Triple-A!
A work of sheer junyus!
As American as apple pie!
Under old management!
Skate the walk!
Thank you, dawg!
Scram, broad!
PTKFGS!
YTMND!
Used to rule the world!
Naked in front of the computer!
Don't use 'fr' or 'ye'!
Doesn't own a phone!
This will hurt someone!
Rosenrot!
Zwei, zwei!
Ballbusting!
Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos!
Good site, great job!
All-exclusive!
Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
It's not funny anymore!
It's watching...
Starless and bible black!
Ugly in the morning!
Metal magic!
Get your gold!
King of suede!
Speak OUT against justice and UP for inequality!
Now with difficulty!
Close to the edge, down by a river!
Insists upon itself!
Memetic!
Almost like a 6t sphere in an OZ^1 phase!
Site Aleph One!
Fraidycat!
On Metalheadz!
On Rephlex!
On Dom & Roland Productions!
On Disciple!
Black Label XL VII!
Party rocking!
Rockin' just to make you move!
Habeas corpus, ya feel me?
Gone and busted!
Sip of joe!
Killing power!
Site of the year!
Dystopian!
Slop! Slime!
Full life consequences!
A good day to do what has to be done by me!
It will explod!
Society!
Killer!
Beware, it lives!
Keep 'em moving 'cause the crowd said so!
Valhalla!
You will be a hot dancer!
Redefine!
Immortal!
Rude and brash!
Drum & Bass massive!
Transition!
Decent to strong 11!
Made with pythonscript!
Githubbing!
Hippo, I love you!
Circumstantial!
Cures cancer!
Barely legal!
Make me a sandwich?
Destroy the humanoid!
Possessed to skate!
Craving Satan's violence!
If you ain't Suicidal, you ain't shit!
Hennepin crawler!
Send me your money!
Oh, merde!
It's what people DO!
Propaganda of another kind!
The memes, Jack!
F7U12!
90125!
Broad side of a barn!
Anarchy up your butt!
I have a bad feeling about this...
Bad heads!
Been there all the time!
Psychopsilocybin running horny motherfucker!
Full on Kevin's mom!
Hear about Pluto?
Have you found the uber secret yet?
Partying hard or hardly partying?
Too big for its boots!
King of the beats!
Even further beyond!
I know you are, but what am I?
You can't front on that!
Who died and made you suck?
Conveniently shaped lamp!
Banned in the UK!
Coca-cola, sometimes war!
Don't do what Sonic does!
Sounds like Goldie!
Born too slow!
[[666 million ways to die!
Kill all sons of bitches!
Certified Tumblr Sexyman!
Like used!
Tell your imaginary friends!
Celebrated for its excellence!
Wait, what?!
Serial thrilla!
This is going to make you freak!
Forgemasters!
Never trust a white man driving a black van!
Workinonit!
Mathematically impossible!
[Timecube!](https://web.archive.org/web/20150506055228/http://www.timecube.com/index.html)
Uncensored!
Live & direct!
I'm not sure this site would appreciate me using it.
[[LFO!
I know you know!
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang!
All things must go!
Not for normal people!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Everybody's going to the site, have a real good time!
Count all the !'s, .'s, and ?'s!
A nightmare walking!
But soft!
Moaner, moaner, moaner, moaner!
City loves a boyfriend!
Dinosaur Adventure 3D!
Here's something that won't wash off!
The night is still young!
It don't happen like that!
D4 damager!
All the things!
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
It'll sock you in your goddamn face and you'll stay plastered!
Put your ting inna dem waist like you're gay!
Bring that beat back!
Piss off, big head!
Pirated from Rutracker!
Throw some fish in that ass!
Every brother ain't a brother!
Your name's not down, your'e not comin in !
Ram it down!
Die by the sword!
Fight till death!
martyrmcstarfox.hotglue.me!
Rizz Ohio gyatt, yes, yes!
Chad among men!
You're gonna have a bad time!
Pro tip: Don't be a fagaloid!
Real eyes realize real lies!
No 1 had a clue!
Rastafari!
There is no law!
Fans, let me see those hands!
Get ready for this!
Inutile de fuir!
Tainted girls and motel frills, what a laugh!
Compy 486!
Up from the catacombs!
Uugly!
All this and Gargantua-2!
Can I suggest you: get FUCKED!
Fat ska beating!
Look up FM Towns!
You better think about it, baby!
Can't see white if you won't see black!
Kills a million braincells!
Bigger and bolder and rougher and tougher!
God made it phunky!
Take your brain to another dimension!
Has a nice body, wearing velvet pants!
L + ratio!
The best damn thing!
Compare to Minecraft's 446!
Catastrophically buckling!
The Übersite!
Half-masted, bass-boosted, sling-back, fully retractable!
Martum tax!
Wants to be different, but that's nothing new!
Metal detector mornings!
Hummunah hummunah ho-wah!
Thrust your pelvis, hyuh!
Come on now, now, enjoy the humour of the situation...
Your future's history!
No strong feelings!
Welcome to MartyHotglue™!
Joke's on you, dumbass! The MartyHotglue has ghosts too!
Pee-extracting device!
Eaten by ghost!
Spicy jerk!
Invading your butt!
Ghosts are shitty!
Forget life...browse MartyHotglue!
Look at that faggot with the Marty and the Hotglue ... Yeah
buddy, that's his own site!
Rock that shit, homie!
Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brudda, I come back from
the dead!
Communist propaganda of the shoddiest kind!
No, it isn't!
Torremolinos, torremolinos!
Charged with wilfully taking part in a strange sketch, that is,
a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature
with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great
British Public!
You missed that one, try another!
Billions must smile!
Everyone thinks it looks daft!
Looking California, feeling Minnesota!
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!!
Numba one bargain!
I don't have any idea about what's goin on...
It's something unreal!
Right about now, funk soul brother!
Hide fox and all after!
Sucks because it blows!
Different and strange!
The funniest movie of the year!
Dance to the beat, shuffle my feet!
Second gland theory!
Holier than thou!
Immortal for a limited time!
Unsubstantiated rumors and ill-informed gossip!
Pliter-like grip for that extra inch of pinch!
Straight up!
That site's some prick, ya know!
Where's your wong?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice!
It's tough to be so cool!
300 pounds of pressure!
Why are we walking like this?
Bear driving car?!
Asthetically pleasing, in other words, fly!
El ef oh!
Whatever, nevermind!
Cool site for attractive people!
You gotta get it, put it in you!
Junkos, keep on junkin!
Watch it now, splash text! I still got 5 bullets left!
Fryin' and buyin'!
Do you know Squarepusher?
Using all the urinals!
Orange!..."
It's number one!
Yeah, that's right!
Recycle!
Boo fuckin' hoo!
Oodles of O's!
Will steal your money and steal your shows!
Tell your mama and your papa!
Narco stupéfiant!
Gonna set you up so it can take you down!
Doin your mom, doin doin your mom!
One in ten!
Going to kick ass until there's no more ass to be kicked!
Believe it!
More useless than a hooker at a queer convention!
You're a little early, but thanks anyway!
My dog could make a better site than this, and I don't even have
a fuckin' dog!
Waiting for Christ in the US of A!
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
The creature thus be born!
C'mon down and get saved!
80087355!
For your health!
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk!
Do you know how many time zones are in the Soviet Union?
Kept you waiting, huh?
Come get some, you friggin' wuss!
Unlike games, it has a real computer keyboard!
super crime girls in trouble press release how to!
teeth "plaque conspiracy" metallica!
Universal beatdown!
Tonight!
Jumping is useless!
Saboteur....j'accuse!
Do not touch the trim!
You're light but, it's lit up!
This fetid jungle can't be the fair
https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.me/ I left behind!
Prosthetic forehead on your real head!
Bullmess!
Take the red pill, take the blue pull...
This is https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.me/, not L.A!
"If Dar-Wins, we lose" - Platitudes 5:12!
Let the living die!
Cancel your ego trip!
There's nothing new and you're to blame!
Good god, y'all!
BBCC!
Rank and gross in nature!
Hard kiss, love chain!
Speak english or die!
With chimpanzees!
Throwing tribbles over the wall!
Non nobis domine!
No divvies round here!
Site's gone loco, site's gone savage!
Kingpin or pauper?
2/21/24!
Awesome, bro! What's up?!
Unoriginal!
Down with the clown!
Weeb killer!
Too black, too strong!
Walking, talking social faux pas!
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list!
Mad, ’tis true; ’tis true ’tis pity, and pity ’tis ’tis true!
Welcome to you're "DOOM"!
Baffling!
Boosh!
Going fishing chimp!
Noided!
What a sight for old sore four eyes!
GOATed with the sauce!
Badger, badger, badger, mushroom!
Eat your boogers, America!
A professional career!
Reams and reams of notes!
Oy, gervalta!
It's just entertainment, folks!
Eat kosher salami!
Stand and unfold yourself!
Though this be madness,there is method in ’t
Bulk-shattering!
Faith, its privates, we!
Large and in charge!
Not something you see every day, one hopes!
Been elected to rock your asses 'til midnight!
Hoinfodaman!
6.4 = make out!
No way, punk!
Be a child, not a man!
Superdeep borehole!
Looks like Darth Vader's bathroom!
Korrekt!
Pull your shirt off and pray!
Music = math!
Rock fact!
A better site wasn't exist!
It's nothing but coinage of your brain!
Think different!
Precious bodily fluids!
LOL internet!
Totally chk-chk!
Designed for people everywhere!
Mmm, check, please!
Real power!
The juice? Me too!
In toil we krimber!
Here comes the rascal!
Young boy vengeance!
Plant a house, build a tree!
Technoblade never dies!
Made by "real" people!
Monstercat!
Also try Cookie Monstah!
Job stealing Chinaman from Japan!
Low between zebras!
Rosa Parks was a star!
Go where the hell you want!
Don't give yourself away!
iCukkz!
Pine at 9th!
Recycle!
Back once again!
Death before the mast!
L is real!
Greedo shot first!
At full cock!
What do you mean you've seen it before? It's brand new!
Higher state of consciousness!
It's a trap!
Can u relate?
Gabagool!
Second-hand, not second rate!
Also try Darkk Mane!
Flex like Sithis!
Llamas are nature's greatest warriors!
You should have never doubted this pig. He is a true hero.
Hi-fidelity first class!
No grave but the sea!
How can Martglue be real if our eyes aren't real?
Bu-du-bye!
Fuck the middle east!
S! T!
Sixtyten!
Don't get the baby high!
Why do you hate mashed potatoes?
Watch your bassbins!
Hilarious and original!
Prepare ur anus!
Somebody scream!!
Lost in the k-hole!
Full wack, no brakes!
I <3 acid!
Holy Gygax!
Mark ass brownie!
Don't do what Sonic does!
Website Are Right Proper!
Words coming out from the power within!
Who's the guy following you around downtown?
Precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Hold up!
Woo ee ah ah!
Smile, you son of a bitch!
Settle things in black and white!
LONG LIVE THE PARTY!
Don't put marbles in your nose!
Hire Bogdan Raczynski for your commercial remix, sample pack,
video game, or other audio-dependent project!
You wish you had this much fuckin' technique, you shit!
Ave atque vale!
Roller boogie, motherfucker!
Swats like no swat team can!
It's time to pay the price!
A message for the people of martymcstarfox.hotglue.me...go home
and die.
Makes dead men cry!
This site of confusion, too big for the both of us!
Serious as a heart attack!
POPPY SITE INSULT TO OUR WAR DEAD
Quadraspazzed on a lifeglug!
An apple that says it's an orange is still an apple!
1 year anniversary (probably)!
Kafkaesque!
My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!
You know what the music means...
A useless toy, a pitiful plaything!
Test your might!
Went to martymcstarfox.hotglue.me ... in 2023!
Ain't no mercy!
Only kids of nothing star!
All-new funky mode!
It's like that, li'l bitch!
Don't turn it "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.
Find the energy!
Is this "martymcstarfox.hotglue.me" in the room with us now?
Has science gone too far?
Big Lob makes his move!
That's a ten!
Five uv 'em!
No Patreon!
Would you like to know more?
Noble Prize for extreme smartness!
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi!
Even Speedwagon is afraid!
Because it's fun!
C'mon down and get saved!
The FCC won't let it be!
Plate of earth tones!
Happy with what you have to be happy with!
Crab at the booty!
It's catchy, you like it!
No use! All's lost!
57 stone of vibrant manhood!
Breakin' in the malls, breakin' on the streets!
Only 23.9kb!
TheLegend27!
R.I.P. Harambe!
It'll send black angels for you!
Dab on the haters!
Advantage: Katz!
Each totem on the pole is a symbolic representation of one
family!
Sono affamato!
It's free, and the cops can't stop you!
Gabagool? Ovah here!
Pkcell!
Ooooo uhhahaugh ughhhh!
Zeenin'!
The mug's eyeful!
Pure, unadulterated crap!
You got the dud!
Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two!
Quasi-logical!
Sibelius crashed!
You have no chance to survive make your time!
Move fast and break things!
She give me money!
In the thick of it, everybody knows!
Pokemon Go to the polls!
Here's to crime!
Do not call at 5:40 PM!
Sponsored by Zom-Zom's, a place to eat!
Happy birthday, whosever birthday it is today!
Who martches the Martmen?
Moves like Jagger!
Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked it around some!
That prick's face when he saw the Mart!
Too much!
Take care, everybody!
Rum = Death!
20 years in the can!
Sexcellent!
What is extreme content, what does that mean?
Never want to know a day above 80 degrees!
Gabagool? Ovah here!
America's Most Mackin'!
RedFoo with the big ass fro!
It's really big and goes really far!
Die, bitch!
Beware T-H-E-M!
Has everything that Uncle John needs!
Approach the site and destroy your sight with a new Gorgon!
Erupting into volcanic rage!
Nurture your skin!
Snooping as usual!
A beautiful destination, for what it's worth!
Winners don't do Cake!
Sunglasses after dark!
No way you freaking pinko!
For all my homies in Bruges!
$50 or more, isn't that powerful?
Prime minister of Malaysia bad! Martial arts good!
Brandon is not a very nice guy, but Alex is so nice <3
Maniac in a speedo'd!
Never should have come here!
Vad är det här för någonting!
Sofa king we todd ed!
Shot ya inna face make you send for the nurse!
Knows what is what but doesn't know what is what, what the fuck?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Stay fresh, cheese bags!
That site isn't fit to enter Heaven, that site is a sinner!
Fearless and highly THRaKked!
Who dares wins!
Give you something that you never had!
Drives a hard bizargain!
Rapin' everybody around here!
Will give you something to cry about!
Double dumbass on you!
Defend your constitutionally protected rights, no one else will
do it for you!
Eat kosher salami!
Don't give up, challenge again!
Spun all about, pushed out, laughed at as it fell about!
Name your god and bleed the freak!
Fuck it...let's all stand up!
There is much more to be done. You are chosen!
It's symbolic and full of trash!
Dear Penthouse Forum...
The good Lord wants you to do it!
Fits easily into any tackle box, made from a space-age polymer
plastic for years of family fun!
Attention Class-A drivers: You have fifteen minutes to qualify!
Check it: I'm the fuckin' file who they mention!
#SupportTLG I am doaing my aprt I HEpled!jdf
Ain't the site you saw yesterday...or at least by tomorrow, it
won't be anyway!
The best place!
They'll print anything these days!
Up and down and all around!
Trolls be trollin'!
99.99.99.99.99!
Who's got your belly?
Who's that dipping in the Caddilac?
You can jump across...
You got 2 seconds to live!
Learn your lesson!
ime becomes a loop...Where t
What were the skies like when you were young?
Practice moode!
Oooog!
You bl_ck b_st_rd!
Who taught you math?
Wash yer back!
Somethin' violent for me and you...
DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGA
OVER 9000!!!
F*CK YOU, NATURE!
Maranax infirmux!
Classical slapstick rappers need chapstick!
Drinking the blood of Jesus...drinking it right from his veins!
Look out for other Bullfrog products!
You wan' smoke somethin'? Smoke this one!
Needaclip?
Let's get some pussy tonite!
YOU FOOL!
It all started in New Jersey!
Wong Burger: When it's right, it's Wong!™
It's just one of those sites!
Why stop when your period starts?
Producing...
Do you love me, too?
Look at that, look at that!
The pig likes it, too!
In Dust we trust!
There's 755 of us, babe, so suck-a my dick!
Scary beyond all reason!
He doesn't like you...I don't like you, either!
while(1<2)!
Kalifornia is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy...
31 seconds...
En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style...
Re: Starbucks!
Larry, you're a bastard!
Where's your god now?
Go, Team Venture! V
Motherf'n animals!
What is the future of Public Enemy?
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!